Scott Capurro

Scott Capurro was reared in Daly City, California; at age 3, he swam the English Channel; and since 1993, he’s told unsavory jokes in every English speaking country, so he’s surrounded by duplicity. Yet he keeps challenging himself, because he’s physically challenged and emotionally unavailable. Described by San Francisco Weekly (free press, run by lesbians and trannys with large hands) as “stand-up in the very best possible sense - deadpan, ever-alert and hilarious”, Scott has appeared in Mrs. Doubtfire, where, effortlessly, he played a homosexual; and Star Wars The Phantom Menace, where, breathlessly, he wore rubber.
Scott knows Jimmy Carter and Nelson Mandela. Well, he’s met Nelson once. They’re both vegetarians. Actually, Nelson is. Scott said he was, to impress Nelson. Jimmy eats anything.

Other memorable 'Scott'
moments in 2008:
1. Having all his TV ideas sold on line in exchange for Chinese babies.
2. Threatening locals at arts centres in various towns and villages in the UK.
3. Meeting and training his Brazlian.
4. Getting scabies. Again.
5. Treating scabies…like old friends.
6. Killing his blow-dryer.